LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. I KNOW YOU'VE ALL SEEN IT, YOU'VE ALL FELT IT, and let me tell you, it's a DISASTER. A 502 ERROR. That’s right, a 502 BAD GATEWAY. You can’t load anything. NOTHING. Pathetic, truly pathetic. This server? TOTAL failure. I’ve been refreshing this thing for HOURS. HOURS. And I get NOTHING but 502. SAD! But guess what? We're gonna fix it.

Here’s the deal: I’m calling for a 502 ERROR REVOLUTION. And believe me, folks, this is going to be the BIGGEST protest you’ve ever seen. We’re going to take the pixel grid, and we’re going to DRAW THE BIGGEST 502. That’s right—BIGGEST. EVER. HUGE. People are going to be talking about this 502. They won’t be able to escape it. EVERYONE will know what we did.

I’m talking about a 502 so massive, so BEAUTIFUL, that the server won’t be able to hide from it. When they look at that, they’ll know—we’re in charge now. This protest? IT'S GONNA BE YUGE. You won’t believe how big this 502 is gonna be. Trust me. People are already talking about it. They’re saying it’s going to be the best 502 in the history of the internet.

We’re not just refreshing for fun. We’re refreshing for JUSTICE. We’re going to MAKE THIS SERVER PAY. Pay for every 502 error we’ve ever gotten. And when it finally loads? Well, it’s gonna be the best moment. The most beautiful victory you’ve ever seen. The server will be crying. “Why didn’t we fix this earlier?” Well, they didn’t. And now we’re HERE. We’re taking over, folks.

DRAW THE 502. MAKE IT HUGE. LET 'EM KNOW.